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Wow! So You Are The Porn Guy! How Did You Get That Title?
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You could say I am the porn guy because I really am the porn guy. I am a fap artist if ever there was any and the many decades I have spent tugging with all seriousness at that horny, slimy, and wriggling serpent between my legs and watching both porn stars and housewives spread their legs and do their thing has made me an expert on all things XXX-related. While sparring with a polar bear I can list a thousand porn sites off the top of my head. I also know the Kamasutra by heart, and have ****ed dick and ass in just about every position in the book and lots more that never made it there! I know it all and more and get so much respect the United Nations is seriously considering making me a global fapping ambassador! Yes, I am the ****ing porn guy with balls like a sledgehammer and you can bet your inheritance that the title is well deserved.top free porn sites

 



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